“I’m sorry but I’m afraid I don’t understand what you’re talking about…”
“Boo, boo, you’re totally not fetch.”
“For future reference your response should be, ‘and you shake it all up!’”
“I’m sorry but I’m afraid I don’t understand what you’re talking about…”
“Boo, boo, you’re totally not fetch.”
“For future reference your response should be, ‘and you shake it all up!’”
“You put the lime in the coconut and – !!”
Frantically cues random stranger. “Psst, it’s your line!”
… Okaaaay.
“Do I look like a damn hipster to you? And stop that stupid noise you’re making— it’s annoying.”
Wait for it, wait for it –
“That’s too baaaad, mister.”
Sort of wants to ask but doesn’t at the same time.
Become the bench, feel the bench, hear the bench, taste the bench –
“Oh my GAWD, that’s gross.” She lost herself within the bench. Abruptly she jolts upright.
“If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck enough wood to build a nest. Which, in the average size of logs, would be 1/3 of a log. That’s how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” Nailed it.
“Ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a wiiiiiiner!”
Lies face-down on a park bench.
Becomes one with the bench.
what
Victim numero uno, mission start.
“Riddle me this! How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Hurry, you’ve only got twenty seconds..!! Nineteen, eighteen, seventeen..”
Throws on a mask.
“I received explicit orders to induce shenanigans! Prepare to get hecked!”